White-Winged Fever
I never want to make her cry again unless it’s from laughing too hard or making love too beautifully.
Michael Scott (via bornreadygeneration)

very glad that my love liked his gifts.

(2 bottles of his fav liquor, 2 bangin Magic cards and a set of dice)

i’ll give him the other gifts this weekend, and then the rest when they arrive in le mail.

*sigh*

had another dream about stripping, lawl. 

it’s always in these huge, oddly laid-out clubs and i always feel like there’s sooo much money somewhere if i could just find it and take itttt !!!

no more of that pour moi, though.

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Michael Scott

crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

issietheshark:

american beauty (1999)

issietheshark:

american beauty (1999)

i am so looking forward to the times we’ll share together

tryyourbestandfailwithme:

Fun date ideas

tryyourbestandfailwithme:

Fun date ideas

intj-thoughts:

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tentacletherapissed:

sagihairius:

tinychatter:

i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody

yeah it does have a nice
ring to it

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whoop got paid now gonna book that hotel for my love and my friend and i to get crunk at 

Fitting.

Also goddamn I love those huge hands.

Fitting.

Also goddamn I love those huge hands.

His first time shooting tequila

His first time shooting tequila